Becky Braunstein

ALASKAN COMEDIAN / PORTLAND COMEDIAN / YOUR FRIEND

Becky Braunstein is a comedian and actor from Alaska, currently based in Portland, Oregon. She has performed at the Big Sky Comedy Festival, Bridgetown Comedy Festival, All Jane Comedy Festival, 208 Comedy Fest, Idaho Laugh Fest, Pickathon, & performs this year at Hell Yes Fest & Beast Village Comedy Festival. Host of 'Becky with the Good Jokes'.

Greece in the pan

Europe is in trouble. The whole country of Greece is going under. Like a discount furniture store. Greece is goin' out of business. They need to start selling off some of that ancient shit. Take a second mortgage out on the Parthenon. Maybe rent out the Acropolis for bar mitzvahs and quinceañeras. They need to make some scratch quick. I've been to Greece. It's an awesome country. I hope they can get their shit together. And hopefully the EU will have some mercy on them. Every country fucks up at least once. Hey - why not take a vote? They invented it, after all. 


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